It's 80's teen sex comedy time here at SPAM-Alternative, fasten your seat belt and let's travel back in time up to the year 1985, where we'll find our way with one of the many underrated classics of a bygone era: Tomboy, a movie from the creative minds that brought you Weekend Pass, My Tutor and a personal favorite The Beach Girls.
The movie follows the story of a girl named Tomasina (played by 80's B movie star Betsy Russell) who happens to work in a car workshop, spending her life dreaming about becoming a stock car driver to become as famous as her personal idol Mr. Randy Starr. The problem is our lovely Tomasina is not so lovely, in fact she's a brute man's mind hidden deep in a gorgeous woman body. She's a real jock who loves athletics and doesn't give a shit about usual girl things like shopping, making up, buying expensive dresses and of course, looking for the right guy to become the princess who would give away her virginity just because love is in the air with the right setting. Here is where I would say the movie becomes some sort of contradiction. Tomasina is hot as hell, every man would want to shag her even if she's dressed in a greasy overall that smells like car oil all over. On the one hand she'sthe tough guy who doesn't need men in her life but, on the other hand, once she meets her racing idol Randy Starr, things start to get messy, as Tomasina falls in love with Randy, and obviously starts a true love relationship (something that's completely against her tomboy role, isn't it?) Anyways, the movie does deliver what you're looking for: a clichéd depiction of the 80's teen life: Party hard, get nude as much as you can, shag as much as you can, and did I mention party hard? but wait! there's more! Tomasima will have to race his lover boy by the end of the movie in a grand finale.
Tomasina's 80's hairdo.
Wet Tomasina.
"Good morning Dildo"
The plot of the movie is standard 80's stuff, not below the "unbearable" line but, close to it.Tomboy could be a worthless movie if it wasn't for the substantial glimpses of Betsy Russell’s hot body. However, Tommy, is not just a hot body! She's the best mechanic in town, the best driver in town. And the best racecar designer in town. The only thing she hasn't mastered yet is to convince herself on having a more serious driven relationship with the man of her life, she just can't make it for some reason, that is of course, unitl she meets Mr. Nice guy Randy Starr.
a Nude Shower Scene, a classic.
Teen Tits & Showers do get along.
Tomasina's Boobs.
Tommy has a friend, and that means only one thing: we get to see more boobs, so Tommy and the race car driver start to hump on a regular basis, or at least as often as she’s not catching him watching porn with his buddies, until Randy’s financier challenges the couple to race one another. No time for humping now, we’ve got a race to win.
Overall, a film you don't need to pay much attention to, so I recommend it as the background score to your home party. The names behind this masterpiece are Bud Zelig and Herb Freed. Zelig wrote the screenplay and Herb Freed directed the show. With a screenwriter and director that have no idea what they’re doing, it’s no wonder the final result is amateur stuff, but on the positive side, this movie follows the classic pattern established by many exploitation film makers that did have a certain amount of success. I don't blame them, once you want to see T&A that is your only concern in a movie, and believe me, Tomboy does deliver.
The classic stupid blonde getting naked.
80's Love.
Pool Sex.
Nice "Airbags"
Where can you find this gem? Well, the film was re-relased in 2009 in the "Too Cool for School Collection" 12 movie pack available from Millcreek Entertainment. Here a couple of movie excerpts for your entertainment:
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