Today we'll be closing February with a 2003 sex bomb: Tinto Brass' Fallo! a movie with a very suggestive title "Dick" but, translated as Private, Do it! and Hazlo! If you have previously checked some Tinto Brass films before you know what to expect. This time, Il Maestro has
managed to put together six eye rolling short
stories, consisting of horny couples, who like to bitch about their
relationship and have wild sex while using quite an educational language.
Note to the unaware*
Before we get our hands into the storyline I'd like to explain how Tinto Brass movies have never been porn movies. Not a single movie or short made by Brass has had a real sex scene. Everything is actors and actresses performing their role to the highest standard. If you think that seeing a dick and a penetration or fellatio/cunni lingus scene gives Brass movies the XXX rating you're so wrong. Tinto Brass never wanted to make porn movies. Instead he likes to tease the audience with erotic stories that look and feel extremely realistic but, the only real thing you get to see is the female body, mostly female genitalia, and some fingering & toying. The rest is all very good simulated sex. Each move has no real dicks. All of them are high quality men's pride replicas. Even some scenes depict women squirt and men cum, but again, it is all simulated, so there is no way his films are to be compared to most of the garbage the porn industry sells. Tinto Brass movies are realistic erotic films that, believe it or not, depict skin deep issues, not just flesh.
Tinto Brass loves vaginas. Don't we all love them?
Doctor's time.
Rubber cocks.
Some party dude!
Now, after the note, let's get busy!
The first story is like a lampoon of Brass' 1983 "La Chiave." A young
couple goes to Morocco for their wedding anniversary and the husband
wants to resurrect their dying love by having the wife screw around
with some guy.
The second story deals with a pair husbands and wives who trade their
spouses and pretend not to be aware that one is cheating with the
other. Don't worry, it's less confusing than it sounds.
This is the hottest gal from the movie, definitely.
She sure knows how to give some head.
Shower Fellatio.
It's ok to have a facial under the shower.
The third story story deals with a bimbo chambermaid, who prostitutes
herself to a kinky German couple in order raise enough money for her
boyfriend's "bed & breakfast."
The fourth story is the weakest of the six. A wife tells her husband
about her sexual escapades (with flashbacks) while they're on a beach.
He gets a boner and performs oral sex on her. THE END.
This gal is hot at giving head.
The gals Tinto Brass hires are definitely astonishing.
Old school bedtime.
oh boy.
The fifth story is remotely entertaining. It's about a goofy couple,
engaged to be married. He wants anal sex, she doesn't. So, they take
naughty pictures, get invited to the house of a couple that does the
same and things get... Well... Goofy.
The sixth story is about a husband who only *thinks* his wife doesn't
know they're being watched while copulating. This short includes a
pointless, but mildly chuckle inducing bit at a lingerie store.
This scene reminds us of Trasgredire.
Naughty, naughty!
Be careful, someone's watching you.
Rubber cock strikes again.
And yes, the butt fetish is ever present and the sex scenes are beyond
explicit. However, they are not "sexy" or "erotic" in any way. They are
just a way for the characters to act over the top, but it's not their fault, cause every story is actually a big over the top fantasy.
Still, "Fallo!" has a decent musical score,
crisp direction & editing and a very special Tinto Brass' amusing cameo in the last
scene.
Today we''ll enter the amazing world of the Italian sexploitation/softcore/hardcore master: Mr. Tinto Brass, director, writer and producer of quite a collection of movies that have a single goal in mind: Make sex the storyline but, don't be confused! Tinto Brass does not make porn movies, he flirts around the edge of what can be defined as softcore and hardcore. His movies look like the real thing, but he's always teasing you with trained actors & actresses that know how to do their thing.
Today's masterpiece will be 2000's Trasgredire, AKA,Cheeky and Carla, Bella y Puttana. The original movie title is presented as Tra(sgre)dire; having a double meaning. Trasgredire means To transgress, while Tradire means to Cheat, quite an accurate movie title if I might add.
Mr. Tinto Brass once again delivers a comedy that depicts the many edges of human morality.
Carla's bush at Hyde Park.
Diddle her skiddle!
Some pussy Carla has!
Lesbian cunni lingus, dear oh dear!
The movie comes with quite a catchy story that follows the exploits of a young woman by the name of Carla, who happens to be travelling to London to become an actress.The problem is she has
to deal with the jealousy of her boyfriend. Carla knows she's got a hot body, and knows better that keeping away herself from temptation will be very difficult. As soon as Carla starts his search for a decent flat, she meets a lesbian girl who's willing to satisfy her instantly. Unfortunately for her jealous boyfriend Carla will surrender to the temptation of wild sex. Fingers, women and men will fall pray to Carla's sex hunger, so most of the onscreen time she spends will be lesbian cunni lingus, masturbation, anal sex, coitus and the good old fellatio.
She sure likes flashing her twat.
Sauna wet sex.
Pussy massage.
Perfect ass.
Overall, I think that the erotic/softcore genre can be hard to swallow at times. Most of the genre movies either moves too slowly, or becomes dull, excessive, and stupid. Trasgredire definitely flits
over the line a few times, but i'll forgive it, because despite all the
borderline perversion threatening to creep in (flashers, raincoat
voyeurs, and old, seedy men), it's basically a harmless bit of fluff
that is almost charming and innocent in its simplicity.
Carla wanders around naked all the time.
European orgy party.
Wake up pussy!
Nude beach?
this is an extremely slight movie, with highly unsophisticated comedy
(in fact, much of the movie is simply our lead actress prancing around
naked)... however, this does beat an 80's movie featuring some guy with
a square haircut rubbing himself against a girl with a big perm...
watch it with low expectations, and it may be a bit of fun...
otherwise, avoid it like a Justin Bieber record.
Break up & make up fellatio.
After fellatio smile.
Carla's bush at night.
Happy ending.
Here's the movie trailer:
and if that wasn't enough here some very educational movie clips:
