Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

Beneath bushes & boobs.

Beneath the Valley of the Ultra  Vixens is a Russ Meyer directed boobs, butts, and bush extravaganza where the plot really only has one purpose - to put the severely silicone-enhanced females in the film in as many clothes-shedding situations as possible...and I for one am totally OK with that. filmed and released in 1979 with a budget estimate of $239.000 dollars, this film would be the last of Russ Meyer's signature to be showcased properly in movie theaters.

Be Careful if you're faint of the heart!

Being on my blog makes me think you're not faint of the heart but, just in case you truly are an idiot, the following sections was made specially for you. Some people have considered Russ Meyer works as mostly the work of a  sex maniac and/or a work of a pervert's mind and Beneath the Valley of the ultra Vixens is no exception. Check the following list I made based on online research that considered all things Meyer offensive:

- Women are portrayed as nymphomaniacs.

- Women spend most of their time naked, displaying tits, asses and bushes.

- Women have sex with dildos in very graphic scenes. 

- There are some scenes where we see Johnsons.

-The film features Nazi music and swastikas (what's with Meyer and Nazis is beyond me) 

-There is one scene where there is pseudo-necrophilia.

- People's blood is in different colors. For instance,  a black man bleeds white blood.

- There is a scene that depicts incest. 

Scissors!

Bisexuality babes.

I don't give a flying fuck about it! tell me about the movie!

The film's storyline is pretty simple and doesn't beat around the bushes, oh wait! this is a Russ Meyer movie! there must be some beating around the bushes if you know what I mean! The flick takes place in Smalltown USA. The two lead roles, Levonna & Lamar, could have the perfect relationship if it weren't for Lamar's obsession with anal sex. After submitting to the one last time Levonna comes up with a plan. While Lamar is trying to find other tail to try his technique on, Levonna becomes Lola with aid of a wig and a Mexican accent. A Mexican cocktail later Lola finally has Lamar straight, but he wasn't awake for it. The gay marriage counselor, attracted to Lamar's problem, couldn't help them and Lemar must finally seek redemption at the church of Rio Dio Radio and the laying on of hands by Sister Eufaula Roo... 

Ride that cock vixen!

Lemme comb my bush before you go down on me.

The story, as above mentioned,  surrounds several inhabitants of "Smalltown USA" who are all pretty much a bunch of back-woods nymphos. The main storyline focuses on slow-witted Lamar and over-sexed Lavonia (played by super-sexy Meyer ex-girlfriend, Kitten Natividad...), a couple who have their own unique sexual problems. Lamar can only get turned on by screwing Lavonia in the ass, and Lavonia is an insatiable nympho that just can't get enough dick (or pussy in some cases) from anyone that's around. The film follows the antics of the couple as they try to work through their issues. Along the way, the audience is introduced to several other equally endowed women and equally IQ-deficient men, which leads to some pretty comical encounters...

This night looks good for some casual sex.

Women still like toys.

The plot may be gaunt, but the female flesh on display sure isn't. BENEATH THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA-VIXENS has more gigantic tits, asses, and furry '70s puss-fros on display (and even a few boners for the ladies...) than you can shake your dong at. Again, the plot isn't anything to really write home about - but the situations that the characters are thrown into are pretty damn funny in most cases, and the virtually non-stop assault of semi-explicit soft-core sex scenes should keep any sexploit film-lover more than amused.

It's diddle your skiddle time!

Of course you can look!

Ann Marie has one of the most amazing pair of tits I've ever seen. She defies gravity! The rest of the cast is equally built especially Uschi Digard and June Mack as Junk Yard Sal. It really is a shame that this was the only film appearance by June Mack in an x-rated movie. She and Ann Marie both have bodies that cry out to be in more movies. The opening scene with radio evangelist Ann Marie - 100,000 watts of faith healing power - mounting Martin Bormann in the open coffin is probably one of the most sexiest scenes even put on celluloid. As far as plot goes as concocted and written by Meyer and sometime co-writer, Roger Ebert, suffice it to say that a complete dolt of a husband is married to Kitten Natividad and the only way he can get an erection or have sex with her is by going through the back door. Stuart Lancaster, a mainstay in Meyer films, is the on-screen narrator. Ann Marie finally cures the dolt and Uschi Digard turns up near the end.  

Sex? yes please!

Always in the mood for a good fuck.

My only real complaint would be the gross under-usage of Uschi Digard, Ann Marie, and Sharon Hill - all of whom are just as, if not hotter than Natividad - especially Uschi, who only gets one very short scene. Even so - sexploit fans will rejoice over this one. Not as memorable as Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (my personal favorite of the handful of Meyer films that I've seen) but far more laden with nudity and sex - and I'll never complain about that. A fun and truly funny sex-romp that is well worth a look.

a Good old water fuck.

Some Trivia about the movie

The house used in the opening sequence actually belonged to director Russ Meyer, you know, on such low budget it could be a great idea to rely on your personal belongings, couldn't it?

The character names Flovilla, Eufaula, and Lavonia were all inspired by places in Atlanta. The name Lamar was inspired by comedian Jonathan Winters.

This would be the last of Russ Meyer's theatrical feature films. He made one more film, a video feature, 22 years later in 2001, so yes, this is a must watch. 

Overall, a fairly entertaining movie, this is definitely not Russ Meyer at his best as he was in Faster, Pussycat Kill! Kill! but for the connoisseurs this is a great testimony of the ending of his career.

Here's the movie trailer: