Sex at The Olympics

The Olympics of sex? where do I sign up?

Hello fellow connoisseurs from around the world. As promised in the previous entry, we have to pay our debt, and we'll pay it now. All the missing Christina Lindberg film reviews will be here as soon as possible. 2016 will mark her return to the big screen and there simply isn't a better way to pay homage to her career than by posting her most obscure film roles. Films that are so obscure, that you can't possibly find them dubbed or subtitled, what the hell! most of them haven't had an official relase or if they have, they're long gone out of print.

Christina Lindberg was a very active sexploitation actress during the 70's. She worked in 18 films during that decade and a couple more during the early 80's. Although most of her roles were minor, her fan base kept growing and I believe it is still. The story has it, Lindberg did not like that nude pictures were getting more and more explicit and during the filming of Gerard Damiano's Flossie (AKA Natalie—not to be confused with a 1974 film of the same name, which was directed by Mac Ahlberg and starred Marie Forså) in West Germany—she left the set and returned home to Sweden. Damiano (who also directed the infamous Deep Throat) persuaded Lindberg to leave because he knew that it was going to be a hardcore film. For several years the German producer tried to bring her back in an attempt to complete the film. According to Videooze (No. 8, 1996), about 1,000 meters of film had been shot by Damiano. Production stopped and never resumed.

Aye Aye Sr, we kneel before your cock.

All out of cum already?

Currently, Lindberg (65) is working in a new exploitation film known as "Cry For Revenge" Such film was originally set to premiere in 2015 but producers say it will premiere this year. The film is loosely based upon the legendary Thriller, a Cruel Picture and promises to bring her back to the big screen with a vengeance (no pun intended) In the meantime, the film producers have made a heart touching documentary about Lindgerg's career and life. The documentary is called Christina Lindberg - The Original Eyepatch-Wearing Butt-Kicking Movie Babe and in almost an hour she tells you everything you need to know about her life & career from start to finish, even going through some harsh details about her personal life.

Of course, the documentary is right here, let be Christina herself the one to open the door to her life:

 

Shut the fuck up you fucking fuck! I want the movie review not Wikipedia crap!

Chill out! I'll suck your balls dry.

Alright, since you asked nicely, following our duty of completing Christina Lindberg's filmography, we jump to 1972 for the German film Mädchen, die nach München kommen: Das geheime Sexleben der Olympiastadt internationally known as "The Swinging Co-Eds", "Co-Ed Swingers" & "Sex at The Olympics". However, the original title translates as "Girls who come to Munich: The Secret Sex Life of the Olympic City"  The international version of this film had the name of the actresses changed (they weren't popular outside Europe yet) and the tag line "Starring the Winners of the 1976 International Swingers Competition"was added to make it, I don't know, let's say, more catchy.

The film title obviously comes from The 1972 Summer Olympics (German: Olympische Sommerspiele 1972), officially known as the Games of the XX Olympiad, was an international multi-sport event held in Munich, West Germany, from August 26 to September 11, 1972.

The sporting nature of the event was largely overshadowed by the Munich massacre in which eleven Israeli athletes and coaches and a West German police officer were killed. Five Black September Palestinian terrorists died.

And the anal sex award goes to...

I don't know, I can't remember how much I've swallowed these days.

The movie was released in Germany only a day before the Olympics began (August 25th) The film was internationally released in Finland & the U.K. in 1974 while the U.S. release would take place in 1976. Obviously, the film title is only there to publicize the film in a very exploitative manner. The film has nothing to do with the Olympics as you can clearly tell that there are no sports of any kind taking place anywhere near the four stories that complete the film.

Anyways, This German "report"-style film may be considered a little less politically incorrect by today's standards than some of the others since the actresses here are not being presented as underage schoolgirls, but rather young women who have come to Munich seeking employment. Nevertheless, this movie features a lot of the same actresses that appeared in many of the "schulmadchen-report" films (who were very obviously not real-life "schulmadchen" at the time), including the three loveliest--Christina Lindberg, Ingrid Steeger, and Ulrike Butz.

This is the body of a woman four eyes.

Oh my god! I've been impaled!

Since this film is divided into four stories, each story comes with its own female leads. For instance, Christina Lindberg plays a naive young woman who comes to Munich for a job, and upon finding that her prospective employer's offices have closed, goes to work as a paid escort for some very weird and VERY unattractive clients. German sex star Ingrid Steeger is slightly less well known internationally, but she's famous enough in continental Europe to have an 8-disk box set dedicated to her. She plays a sexy secretary who is harassed by her boss, but then she accidentally encounters him later when she is moonlighting as an erotic masseuse. Ulrike Butz was one of the most memorable regulars in the "report" genre, and she was also in Joe Sarno's erotic horror flick "Veil of Blood". She appears in the first story as mini-skirted tour guide who drives all men around her mad with her lusty hairy pussy.

The stories here are as dumb as ever, but they feature not only these three incredible beauties, but also several other women who would never get kicked out of bed for eating crackers. One of the other stories is about an au pair who becomes sexually embroiled with both the father and mother of her charge. Another is about a couple of naive girls who get involved with modeling. In all the stories the mini-skirts are very short, the shorts are very tight, the bikinis are very skimpy, the panties are very see-through, and the bras are nowhere to be found. And naturally all the actresses appear in A LOT more scenes than their clothes do.

For fuck's sake, fuck me!

Oh god, such a cum load.

Although this film is nothing but a good excuse to see top eurobabes from the 70's naked most of the time, it's still a watchable experience, specially if you're an exploitation connoisseur or somebody who's interested in discovering the fantastic world of sexploitation films. Obviously, these films are not to be taken seriously, these are sex comedies with lots of fictional situations on it. The fact that these film is narrated is merely a homage (or a rip off depending on how you see it) to the popular Schoolgirl Report series. If you don't know what these reports are, you can check the reviews of the first four films in the series right here in our blog. 

Since we're dedicated to complete Christina Lindberg's filmography, Sex at The Olympics is clearly a go in the list. In this film her role isn't minor, she leads one of the stories and that is a lot more compared to what she did in other films were her presence was more of a support role or a cameo. For Lindberg enthusiast this film will deliver satisfactory. For sexploitation fans, well you've probably watched it already. For newcomers, why not? 

No room for sluts in here.

C'mon let's go fuck.

Here's something that  looks more like a TV Ad rather than a trailer, but hey, it's something!