Today we'll be closing February with a 2003 sex bomb: Tinto Brass' Fallo! a movie with a very suggestive title "Dick" but, translated as Private, Do it! and Hazlo! If you have previously checked some Tinto Brass films before you know what to expect. This time, Il Maestro has
managed to put together six eye rolling short
stories, consisting of horny couples, who like to bitch about their
relationship and have wild sex while using quite an educational language.
Note to the unaware*
Before we get our hands into the storyline I'd like to explain how Tinto Brass movies have never been porn movies. Not a single movie or short made by Brass has had a real sex scene. Everything is actors and actresses performing their role to the highest standard. If you think that seeing a dick and a penetration or fellatio/cunni lingus scene gives Brass movies the XXX rating you're so wrong. Tinto Brass never wanted to make porn movies. Instead he likes to tease the audience with erotic stories that look and feel extremely realistic but, the only real thing you get to see is the female body, mostly female genitalia, and some fingering & toying. The rest is all very good simulated sex. Each move has no real dicks. All of them are high quality men's pride replicas. Even some scenes depict women squirt and men cum, but again, it is all simulated, so there is no way his films are to be compared to most of the garbage the porn industry sells. Tinto Brass movies are realistic erotic films that, believe it or not, depict skin deep issues, not just flesh.
Tinto Brass loves vaginas. Don't we all love them?
Doctor's time.
Rubber cocks.
Some party dude!
Now, after the note, let's get busy!
The first story is like a lampoon of Brass' 1983 "La Chiave." A young
couple goes to Morocco for their wedding anniversary and the husband
wants to resurrect their dying love by having the wife screw around
with some guy.
The second story deals with a pair husbands and wives who trade their
spouses and pretend not to be aware that one is cheating with the
other. Don't worry, it's less confusing than it sounds.
This is the hottest gal from the movie, definitely.
She sure knows how to give some head.
Shower Fellatio.
It's ok to have a facial under the shower.
The third story story deals with a bimbo chambermaid, who prostitutes
herself to a kinky German couple in order raise enough money for her
boyfriend's "bed & breakfast."
The fourth story is the weakest of the six. A wife tells her husband
about her sexual escapades (with flashbacks) while they're on a beach.
He gets a boner and performs oral sex on her. THE END.
This gal is hot at giving head.
The gals Tinto Brass hires are definitely astonishing.
Old school bedtime.
oh boy.
The fifth story is remotely entertaining. It's about a goofy couple,
engaged to be married. He wants anal sex, she doesn't. So, they take
naughty pictures, get invited to the house of a couple that does the
same and things get... Well... Goofy.
The sixth story is about a husband who only *thinks* his wife doesn't
know they're being watched while copulating. This short includes a
pointless, but mildly chuckle inducing bit at a lingerie store.
This scene reminds us of Trasgredire.
Naughty, naughty!
Be careful, someone's watching you.
Rubber cock strikes again.
And yes, the butt fetish is ever present and the sex scenes are beyond
explicit. However, they are not "sexy" or "erotic" in any way. They are
just a way for the characters to act over the top, but it's not their fault, cause every story is actually a big over the top fantasy.
Still, "Fallo!" has a decent musical score,
crisp direction & editing and a very special Tinto Brass' amusing cameo in the last
scene.
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