La Invasión de los Completos Sin Vienesa

Anniversary DVD Cover.

Today, at SPAM-Alternative, we're proud to present one of the most obscured B movies ever made, and probably one of the hardest to find cult DVDs that have ever existed in the whole wide world.

La Invasión de los Completos Sin Vienesa, AKA The Invasion of the Sausageless Hotdogs,  it's a Chilean independent effort made by a group of friends who had the time of their lives recording the very first gore film ever made in the city of Talca, Chile, and yeah I was one of those lucky bastards who made it to the first official screening.

Released some time around the year 2,000 the film is about the story of a few slacker friends that are always looking for ways to get high and drunk enough as to keep their mood in the good level.

Our buddies heading to the History Museum.

Our monster like hotdogs.

Death is everywhere.

The story has it that in the prehistoric period, early men found a pipe that carried the curse of a killing green monster that won't stop his killing massacre until he recovers his sacred pipe.

Thousands of years go by until, these friends above mentioned go to the local history museum just for the fun of it. Once they're in they find a secret locked door (which of course is another shot in someone's house) where they find loads of marihuana, and yeah, the hidden ancient pipe, necessary for the smoking process. 

After they conveniently leave the museum (running like hell) the ancient green monster goes back to life to fulfill his bloody destiny.

No, he's not waiting for a cumshot, he's scared to death.

Cyborg Monster.

Death!

So, the story is set to deliver us with scenes of our friends running away from the monster, getting high, getting help from a priest,  getting rid of the monster, and then finding themselves with an updated reborn cyborg-like green monster for more bloody action. 

When the final showdown comes near, our pals are found by an X-Files wannabe agent that erases their memories, so that they won't remember anything, finally getting rid of the cursed pipe, which eventually is found by somebody else, and the story goes back to its starting point.

The movie was so popular during its release year, that the local movie fandom  did everything to get a VHS tape copy of the film.  

This guy will soon become a hero.

Before there was Fast & Furious there was this white car.

Now, let's go the movie specs. The special effects are home made, and that doesn't mean they suck, they were just made with no budget at all, although the blood effects and some of the action scenes (like the white car scene) are  not that bad for college students.

The soundtrack is a thrash metal bomb that has been selected just to fit into every action scene, and believe me, it's great, probably one of the best aspects of the film.

The acting is amateur at most, our guys forget their lines, laugh at jokes, talk to the camera man, scream to the movie director and even quit in the middle of a runaway scene!

The movie title is of course another made for locals joke. The city of Talca is known as hotdog city due to the large amount of places where you can still have a hotdog, wheter it's a restaurant or a street kiosko hotdogs are everywhere around the city, besides the movie title has nothing to do with the movie and the movie poster, as there are no giant hotdogs attacking the city, a classic exploitation technique.

Overall a movie for the connisseur only, not kids stuff.

Here's the movie trailer for the sixth anniversary DVD release, which is a triple feature with two extra films Goreton and Fiesta Sangre. 

Here a bonus extra funny video about the 10th anniversary of the film:

Where can you find this gem? here.