Mar 5, 2012

Spiderman XXX (edited)

Spiderman's shag turn has come.
Continuing with porn parodies, this time we'll move from the Coca-Cola of comics (DC Comics) to the Pepsi of comics (Marvel Comics) Only this time we won't meet the Avengers or the X-Men as opposed as the Justice League of super heroes porn parody. Spiderman, probably the franchise that restarted film makers serious interest for making comic books movies (let's remember Spiderman II has long been considered as the best, or one of the best comic book adaptations movies ever) Anyways, in porn parodies not even the least gifted movie watcher  can expect to find a deep script that would use sex as an intensifier for the movie plot. However, Spiderman XXX does have some achievements, for instance, all the actors & actresses do resemble the original comic book characters, even better than the ones in the Sam Raimi trilogy! Mary Jane & Gwen Stacy actresses are perfect matches, and the guy who portrays Peter Parker/Spiderman is also a very good choice, so believe it or not, this porn parody will surprise comic book connoisseurs. 

Elektro will conquer the city with electric cum!
The city will be mine, and no one will cum my way!
The storyline has it Elektro wants to absorb all the energy from New York city to charge himself with unlimited power, so that he can rule the city without worrying about our friendly neighbourhood.  In the meantime Mary Jane (played by Capri Anderson) will come to town to stay at Peter Parker's house for a while (no, she neither won't fuck him, nor will blow him) for some random reason MJ will meet her way with Gwen Stacy and Flash Thompson (and yes, meet her way means treesome action) Also I so need to mention Brooklyn Lee role as the Black Widow, definitely the hottest gal of the whole film hands down.

These are the MJ & Gwen Stacy we've been looking forward to!
MJ & Gwen Stacy share the cock!
Gwen knows how to sucks MJ's twat.
Epic!
The special effects are above average, considering the kind of film they sustain themselves pretty good. Also, the action scenes, only a few I might add, are quite good, considering everything is made to end up in a sex scene. One unforgetable moment will be the after rescue of Mary Jane. Just like the original Spiderman movie, Mary Jane will thank Spidey for saving the day, only this time the kiss will be a little hotter as it will turn into a full blowjob with cum swallowing included. 

Overall, quite an entertaining friday night movie to share with your friends. The entertaining level is enhanced if you consider yourself a casual Spidey fan. As a porn movie, it doesn't really add anything new, you'll find average stuff, like blowjobs, masturbation, cumshots, facials, anal sex, etc. However I wouldn't recommend for a romantic evening as being a parody means laughing your ass out, instead of being extremely horny. 

Black Widow blows like hell.
This are what real heroines are made of.
Do you like it in your anus Widow?
Your pussy is gigantic Widow!
Spiderman rocks the twat.
Here's not the movie trailer, but  a 20 minute scene where Spiderman has to face himself with The Black Widow (check this Scarlett Johansson, can you beat this impersonation?) 

May the First update: I have been forced to re-edit this entry as some corporate crap thinks I uploaded myself the 20 minute video where you can see Spiderman fucking the Black Widow. I didn't upload the video, I found it at a porn site known as Red Tube. They should be told to erase the copyrighted material, I just embeded the video, which is something is being done in almost every single internet website worldwide. Still, if you wanna watche the video, you just go to Red Tube and search for it. Unfair shit, the big website still has the video with copyright infringement, and I, a miserable rat get to be punished by the motherfuckers at the DMCA.

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