Some time ago I said watching a Jag Mundrah film was a complete waste of time. I still keep the idea but I'd add a little exception today just because the lead role played by gorgeous Algina Lipskips will make your day for sure. However, if you are unfamiliar with Jag Mundrah's work, you can think of him as the guy who would remind you of the old school Cinemax, AKA Skinnemax low budget softcore sex productions you used to watch late at night to get out of boredom. Anyways, Mr. Mundrah has never released a masterpiece quality film. All of his are barely made for TV standard films.
Today's entry is 2007's Natasha, AKA Natasha: Revenge is Sweet. Objectively? Honestly, how good could a film about a Russian stripper
on the run mixing with an English family drama be? The movie begins
like a typical action/thriller B-movie, complete with a fair amount of nudity (no pussies, just tits & asses)
and boring, amateurish gore effects. Then the film suddenly seems to
switch roles to something less like "Pray for Power" and more like
"Keeping Mum," as it moves to the English countryside and a
surprisingly realistic and interesting community complete with
realistic and interesting problems. The Loomis family and their
neighbors are much more interesting than the Russian mob and police,
which quickly (and fortunately) seems to turn into a subplot, with the
family drama taking center stage.
There are a few plot holes that don't really bother me, considering the
caliber of movie this is, but one of the worst things that would be the
easiest to fix is the terribly abrupt, porny, too-loud soundtrack;
thankfully it doesn't cue in all that often.
Russian Teenage Stripper.
Yes, make up your pussy good.
Here's a tip on getting your boss to do whatever you want.
I'll admit I was probably in a much too forgiving mood after the sheer
delight of watching Jenna Harrison and Algina Lipskis. If you're a
serious viewer looking for a deep, touching drama.. don't watch it--
it's not quite that good. If you're just hoping to see some cute naked
girls and a flimsy plot, you'll be pleasantly surprised. To me the
summary goes something like this: "Softcore-porn marketing and opening
decadence trick casual viewers into watching actually good movie."
Overall, this time Jag Mundrah does deliver an interesting film, just don't expect a Godfather like movie. This is a b movie made for TV with amateur actors, a humble budget, and a film maker that should have never quit his job at Mc Donald's. Algina Lipskis is the whole reaso why this film is worth the watch. Her beauty is princess like beauty, and her hot body is just perfect. I only wish she did spend more time nude on screen. Her nude scenes are brief and you can't really see that much besides boobs & ass, although there is a shower scene; where if you try hard enough; you might see her miniscule bush. I watched this movie in DVD and the movie cover had a sticker stating the content of the film is "highly erotic" and that is a fucking lie. The only softcore sex scene is where Natasha finds out her step sister loves her, and then they get rid of their shirts, rub tits & kiss, no more, so I was kind of dissapointed as the sticker suggested some kind of Tinto Brass experience.
it's teen shower time!
Yeah.
I'm gonna masturbate in the bath while no one sees me.
Kinky brother.
The film follows a simple story, Natasha is killed by mistake and her older sister decides to switch identities (to save her ass from the Russian mob) so she completes her sister exchange program and moves to the U.K. There she will have the chance of starting again and becoming a decent citizen. However, the mob follows her, and so does the Russian police (or is it Interpol?) Once Fake Natasha's host family finds out she was a stripper they decide to stand on her side and so does the action begins. Rent it? yes. Dowload it? yes. Buy it? no. Unless you're a Jag Mundrah fan, something I find very difficult, unless you're Jag Mundrah's mum.
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