After reviewing some quite new films it was about time we got a little interested in our actual business. Today's entry will take us back in time as far as 1979. The location, italy, the starlet, Gloria Guida, the thrill? "La Liceale, Il Diavolo, e L'acquasanta" (The schoolgirl, the devil & the wimp)
Loredana's pussy targets innocent teacher.
Despite the title and the presence of gorgeous italian bombshell Gloria Guida and Lino Banfi, this
has nothing to do with the "Liceale" sex comedies where Guida and Banfi
play ridiculously overage high school students. This is actually a sex
comedy anthology, which with it's religious overtones, suggests the
"Decameron" films of the early 70's, but it is set in modern times and
is actually closer to lamer, more contemporary comic anthologies like
"Sex with a Smile" and "Tigers in Lipstick". However, this is a film not meant to be taken seriously as it proposes several sequences filled with gags and situations that could have only been possible in a sexploitation and/or porn film.
Loredana's bush.
So, now let's get down to business. La Liceale, is about Loredana (Gloria Guida) a high school student, with a unique talent for teasing men of all ages, but with the strong conviction of being a virgin until the right man comes knocking into her door (yes, a contradiction, but who fucking cares anyways?) in the opening sequence Loredana takes a shower (yes full frontal nudity) displaying her greatest assets. After that, we find out she lives with her mother, who happens to be divorced and looking for the right man (she's definitely more like a harlot as we see her with different wealthy men as the film goes by) Anyways, Loredana has a pack of friends in school and whenever they're evaluated by their teachers, she "helps them" by spreading her legs and showing her see through underwear making teachers lose interest in the evaluation. Also, she likes being painted nude but just that, being painted, no sex. So, as the story goes by, there is a new kid in town that comes from the U.S.A. and of course, Loredana wants for herself. So in day one she spreads a little here and there to catch his attention. Then, she rides with him on his motorbike and spreads a little more to get the man horny. Then they get naked fap & schlock and all of sudden she remembers she's not a slut (WTF) and decides to go home.
Loredana likes riding strangers.
Loredana is looking for real love, but her divorced parents seemed to have cause some brain damage on her. On the one hand her dad is a succesful bussiness man who likes being a manwhore. On the other hand her mother is concerned about her daughter growing up but seems to be more interested into getting a new replacement to her former husband. However, she is careful enough with her random men to avoid little Loredana a gross mum + unknown dude sex scene. However, Loredana is quite aware of her mother's business.
Loredana's friends are also in the mood for a good shag.
La Liceale doesn't offer us an original take on youth sex. Instead it exploits the clichéd story of a teenager who seems to be a confused nymphomaniac with no idea about real love. Loredana finds it quite easy to fall in love because once she's done with the new classmate she sets her pussy to attack the substitute teacher (who happens to be smarter than her, and decides not to get into her pants) Unfortunately, as Loredana sees no results she lies to her boyfriend telling him her teacher wanted to rape her. Evidently, boyfriend gets mad enough as to go looking for the perv teacher with his gang of bikers finding himself a big surprise as the teacher results into a karate master who kicks the shit out of the biker gang.
Hey! swallowing your cumload doesn't mean I'm not a virgin!
"Doctor my twat"
Later, Loredana meets a doctor through her father, and of course she forgets about her boyfriend & teacher and gets ready to fuck the doctor hard. As soon as the doctor is done screwing her, he decides to leave town and Loredana wants to go with him, and nope! the doc leaves her alone with a goodbye letter telling her she was a sweet fuck but he's not into her anymore. So yeah, the film describes a clichéd teen bombshell who doesn't know what real love means, and in the meantime of such discovery, she likes teasing men and has no problem showing her pubes everywhere to random people.
I'll find true love fucking random people, I'm sure.
I guess fucking random people can make me a living after all.
By the end of the film the direction of it changes from softcore comedy to softcore serious wannabe mood. I mean, almost the entire film displays Loredana as a cock craving teen slut and once we're reaching its climax, the film maker tries too hard to teach us a lesson about what love & commitment really are. Besides, seeing Loredana trying to recover any of her former bed partners seems definitely desperate and makes no sense, as her bombshell qualities will most certainly get her any man she wants.
I'll go back to school to tease more men!
See you around random fuck!
Overall, the movie is very entertaining if you skip the above mentioned issues. Besides it is a sexploitation flick where script is not really relevant and believe you me, Gloria Guida does have what it takes to be a sexploitation film starlet.
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