a Nightmare on Elm Street 2010

a Promising movie poster.

Sometimes the movie making industry gets stuck and has no more creative forces to deliver a refreshing new movie that would shake our fandom foundations. Unfortunately we have been having the "sometimes" too many times by now, the industry is definitely dying.The remake element is another cliché the industry has been using to poison thousands of movie theaters around the world, yet they have had interesting additions with some of their remakes, like for instance the Batman saga or the neverending list of Asian horror flicks meet uncle sam version; on the other unfortunate hand, they have failed miserably with unnecesary remakes of films that are classics that no one wants to see in any way remade.

I know we all have fresh memories from the Nightmare on Elm Street saga, and we all so heart Robert Englund's Freddy impersonation that we just like to keep it that way. Besides, the original saga did have movie directors and  writters that were into the horror films scene, so that's a plus. I have to say that I for one, did take some serious time to review this remake, so I picked two 80's Freddy fans and added a newcomer for the intended next generation Freddy fans. The results were foreseen...

I'm Freddy  in case you thought I'm a burnt alien.

Is this a gory scene?

The classic sound of Freddy's knives glove.

As soon as the trailer got released I'm sure most of us sort of thought "shit, they'll explain Freddy's origin a la Batman Begins" and that single thought made us want so badly to go to the movie theaters because the legend of Freddy Krueger would live once more.  I sometimes wonder how does the entertainment industry picks their people. what the hell did they have in their minds? oh yeah! I so know what they had in their minds, I can even imagine the conversations they had with Mr. entertainment Chairman: "Guys, today standards command us to make a horror flick with an emo feeling, just like the fag vampires falling in love. The movie has to have troubled kids, pain, a lot of crying and did I mention the emo vibes? How about Freddy's movies? the formula seems perfect, we'll get richer, shoulders to the wheels" 

If you want to get scared with a Nightmare on Elm Street, rent the original saga, don't fucking waste your time with this remake, unless you're a fag emo shithead. This movie doesn't scare, this movie gets you bored. The action turns to be extremely predictable, plus the plot is also very predictable. Not even the death scenes are good enough to make you think that the special effects are one of the least good things about this flick. However, I don't blame it on the actors. They do perform a decent job. The problem is caused by the movie producers. period. they don't know a shit about a horror movie. why did they change Freddy's face? now he lookslike a burnt alien! why it has no sex/nudity scenes? why it doesn't have any real gory scene? why was it ever made?

Yeah, they kept this scene!

Tickle, tickle!

Our Emo heroes.

Nice girl, unfortunately she's neither having sex, nor being nude.

Probably you may be thinking I'm being too unfair with this flick but hey! believe me I tried. Does the movie have any good elements? Yes, it does. In fact, the good elements are those that were kept as they were in the original saga, like Freddy's song, his sweater, knives glove, the idea of Freddy having being a child molestor, some scenes that were carbon copied from the original movie and that's pretty much it. Oops! I forgot to mention the movie trailer, it's also really good, unfortunately the movie wasn't. 

My father & I (the original 80's Freddy generation) and my brother (the newcomer) had the same opinions so chances are, this movie will be long forgotten.

Here's the movie trailer:

A Nightmare On Elm Street

The firestarter film.

I bet Wes Craven had no clue about the huge success this movie would accomplish after its release in 1984. Taking some Slasher B movies elements, plus some originally updated ideas on tortured souls and/or evil spirits a Nightmare on Elm Street introduced us to the amazing world of Freddy Kruegger. In fact the film was so much than a mere horror movie. It became a culture on its own, everyone was singing the children song about Freddy, everyone was making their own homemade gloves with claws, and thousands wanted their grandmas knitting Freddy's sweater and many others were imitating that scratching sound Freddy did on windows with his sharp claws, not mentioning the idea of actually not wanting to fall asleep to meet ourselves with Mr. Krueger itself.

Let's take a look at a few facts surrounding 1984 where the slasher genre was wearing out. Halloween bombed out with number 3, and Friday the 13th was becoming its own parody with each new sequel. Without A Nightmare on Elm Street, 1984 could have been the certain death of the slasher films genre. With it, however, the genre survived for a few extra years until audiences starting looking for other type of horror films, such as Wes Craven's Scream. 

As usual teenagers were the main target of horror films in the 80's.

Wes Craven delivers a very original, creative, and well played out horror film that has the exact balance among plot, fright, gore, and imagination. The management of these elements is key, as it gives you the best of all of them, without becoming too cliché, too bloody, or too silly. The movie keeps you with the characters throughout, who, unlike in the Friday the 13th series, aren't there only to be lined up for slaughter. To top all that off, there's the smart, fear-inspiring bogeyman AKA Freddy Krueger, who is one of the greatest villains in cinema history. The combination of all these factors makes A Nightmare on Elm Street easily recognizable as a landmark in classic horror don't we all agree on that statement?

Didn't we all have this nightmare?

Can you run from a nightmare that feels so real?

So now let's get down to business and discuss the amazing story embeded on this horror masterpiece. Nancy and Tina are a little upset. They both are having terrifying nightmares of someone they can only describe as a man in a dirty sweater with knives for fingers, and Tina is having some guy issues. In fact, this nightmare shook Tina up so much that she has her friends over to keep her company, and has some great makeup sex with her man, Rod. Well, the man with the dirty sweater visits her subconscious once again, and she is inexplicably dragged to the ceiling and butchered, in an incredibly brutal, horrifying scene.

Give old uncle Freddy a hug!

Obviously, Rod is arrested for the crime, and one by one, this mysterious specter assimilates Nancy and her friend's dreams. She keeps being stalked by this bogeyman, and after several episodes (that nearly puts her in the nuthouse), Nancy learns of a certain child rapist murderer named Fred Krueger, who happened to use a glove with knives to kill the kids, and was also burned to death by the parents of the Elm Street neighborhood. Now knowing what she's up against, Nancy prepares for battle, but how do you fight your dreams? An interesting approach is taken by Wes Craven to solve that problem, leading to the final show down between the lion and the lamb. The whole ordeal ends with a twist so bizarre that you can't help but love it. When this movie was made, Halloween had set the stage, and Friday the 13th turned into what is now known as a cliché slasher. Wes Craven picked up on the psychological terror of Halloween, and the gore in Friday the 13th, and made it a psychologically chilling gory movie, while not turning to exploitation just to keep your interest. It stays terrifying by unbelievably violent and scary scenes while not going over-the-top.

Gimme Five!

What makes these scenes effective is not only Craven's imagination, but the movie has a good, fear-inspiring villain. Freddy Krueger is the perfect horror villain because he's so brutal that it's terrifying. He hits home with everyone's idea of the bogeyman, but instead of hiding in your closet (where you can be safe from), he gets you in your dreams. There's virtually no way to stop him. How do you resist sleep? How do you resist dreaming? Of course, the idea is so outrageous that no one believes Nancy, which leaves the audience and the characters frustrated. 

"I guess I'll masturbate all night long insted of sleeping"

The problem is, the person with the power is the person whose in control, and that's him. That's what allows Wes Craven to build the tension in the movie. Again, like Carpenter's Halloween, Craven gets you attached to Nancy and her friends, instead of presenting characters in hopes of you being scared when they die, or just to pad the body count (and he still makes it gory without that factor). They're ordinary teenagers that a young audience can relate to, which is the target audience for this film. 

"You didn't tell me you had your period"

On second thought if you think about it, the movie is kind of goofy. A clown-like bogeyman who haunts your dreams with various wisecracks. I guess we needed something less cliché. This is one of the most original horror movies I've ever seen, and is one of my favorites. Craven brings the evil, scar faced bogeyman that was considered a flop by Hollywood into one of the scariest, most memorable movie villains of all-time.

"How about diddling your skiddle Nancy"

"You see I'm on fire"

Horror can make it to Vogue.

My personal favorite scene.

The acting by relatively new actors is pretty good (holy crap, Johnny Depp's debut), especially for Heather Langenkamp as Nancy and Robert Englund as Freddy. The screenplay is very well written, as the dialog isn't cheesy and it goes with the time period. No event is put in only for exploitation (like random strip poker in Friday the 13th), so the atmosphere stays chilling and doesn't turn stale. Not just a great horror movie, but a great scary movie. A real gem from Wes Craven (who gets to be called the master of horror for this epic) that arguably saved the slasher genre from itself.

Overall this is one of the greatest classic horror sagas of all times, the movie spawned six sequels and the obviously lame 2010's remake.

Here's the movie trailer: