Schoolgirl Report #2

Original Movie Poster.

Today we enter the follow up to the original Schulmädchen Report, which proved to be quite a profitable experience for the movie makers, so you got it! they decided to continue the saga with a twist of more intense sex scenes,  adding even some real sex scenes and developing a greater quality  storytelling style that would continue to spawn several sequels, 12 to be exact. The year is 1971, yeah 1 mere year after the original release, obviously success is a very elusive element in the world of the exploitation genre, so the filmakers decided to continue making movies while success was still oven fresh per se. Considering censors were very open minded at those times, Ernst Honbauer (the film's director) decided it was right to get a more hardcore approach in terms of the sex scenes. However to give the franchise a sense of continuity, Honbauer repeated some elements from the original movie, for instance the simulated peasants interview on the streets.

The student/teacher porn classic idea came from this German Flick.

"I have no clue about maths, but I do give some good head"

"Nice experiment teacher, now could you fuck me hard please?"

Having quite a lot of success, the first four parts of the saga added up 13 parts produced in Germany, making it one of the most successful film series in that country, and instantly turning it into one of the few movie sagas that lasted a whole decade! that's 1970 to 1980. The, then original idea of covering school girls secret sex life hidden from the faces of their parents, not only made money for the saga, because soon after the success of the first films an uncountable number of similar films were rushed into Germanys cinema, making it possible to take a look onto the unspoken truths in the sex lives of housewives, secretaries, teachers, and so on. Also the very first porn parodies were introduced as well. It would be fun to claim that, in essence that, each of these movies have a serious scientific approach  behind it; thinking that the Schuldmädchen-reports are intended to explore the social reality of the youth for reasons of preventing kids from danger is absolutely false. Although, the films were shot, organized and written to look like and actual documentary they are just sexploitation films that sort of wanted to look like as the exact oposite. 

No wonder then, that this particular volume starts with a reporter interviewing different experts like policemen, sociologists and so on, all of which have a story to tell about degenerate teen sluts in school age. The movie it's divided into several cases, and to link one case with the others, interviews are used in between. The single episodes that each report consists of are great fun. For instance, the first "case" is about a good-looking, yet strict and conservative teacher by the name of Dr. Mallinger, whom three of his school girls, after making good use of sexual innuendos during an experiment in the physics class, lure into one girl's house. Expecting nothing else than a conversation with her father, Mallinger finds himself confronted with his naked student. "You have forced me into a disgusting trap", he utters, before laying her down on the sofa and taking her from behind (!) Needless to say that, while hidden in another room, the other girls watch closely and videotape the whole thing for further blackmailing their teacher into sexual services. Soon afterward, however, the class must learn that Mallinger couldn't take the pressure any longer and moved on into the heaviest coitus interruptus kind: Suicide!

I guess that's what school girls are all about in these days.Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on the point of the view, I for one, being an English teacher haven't found my way with this kind of schoolgirls, although some of them had their thing for being provocative, they weren't provocative for teachers only, they were provocative with everyone and everywhere, and I would define being provocative way more softer than the idea depicted in the film, so no sex, no nothing. Anyways I haven't heard in like ages of some teacher getting laid, because of his/her naughty students, nor I have heard of underage teenager being ok with having casual sex with adults just for fun,  so yeah,  the real world is way more calmed down. However, I've heard about adults abusing young girls and that's fucking disgusting and insane, they should be neutered and spayed. On the one hand reality bites, and on the other hand we have movies to satisfy some of the neverending list of human fantasies.

"Don't worry little girl, I'll fuck you gently"

"How do you like my new uniform teacher"

An original promo still.

Schoolgirl Report #2, "What Keeps Parents Awake at Night" not only features the student/teacher affair, it also comes packed with other sequences that are equally entertaining. From today's viewpoint, nudity is there but pornography is far far away, although there is one blowjob scene "performed" by two not so young looking actresses. The strangest element is the fact that the unintended comedy of the films wasn't already appreciated when they first hit the cinemas. It is impossible to watch a Schulmädchenreport today without being entertained greatly and laughing all the time. Very recommended also as a demonstration of the trash culture that swept over the European film scene in the 70s, creating both masterpieces and junk. The other stories or "reports" cover the story of young couples exploring each others bodies, how young should a girl start and various other topics. If you're actually looking for some sort of documentary on female sexuality then just walk right pass this one because the only reason for this film is the nudity. There's nothing hardcore here but the girls are constantly getting undressed and into various sexual situations. 

"Guys we are here to fuck"

"Two heads are better than one"

"Do I look appealing to you?"

"This weenie's mine sis"

The film certainly comes off very campy today and that's one reason why I think it holds up quite well. The film starts to drag towards the end but if you don't mind a lot of nudity and don't take the film too seriously then it remains entertaining. 

Here's the full movie for your viewing pleasure, the little problem is that the film is in its original German language, but it's very predictable.

Next entry will be about part 3 both the German & International Versions.