Dec 8, 2011

Schoolgirl Report #4

Original German Promo Poster.
Continuing with perhaps one of the most popular sexploitation German saga of all times: Schulmädchen Report, we set our minds into part 4, probably along with part 3, the most interesting to watch from the whole saga, which like any other movie franchise ended up becoming a mockery of itself where repetition in the sequels doomed the legacy of the first four films. 

Schoolgirl Report Volume 4, was also known as Campus Swingers and Barely Innocent, but the correct title was Schoolgirl Report 4: What Drives Parents To Despair. Released some time around 1972 and once again directed by Ernst Hofbauer, the man who would direct most of the Schulmädchen films.

Interracial Teen Sex.
School Sluts.

So, the big question is what does a part 4 have to offer compared to the first three films? Well, it has young looking girls barely over the age they're depicting, in opposite to the 40 something years old porn stars with gigantic breast implants pretending to look like school girls, so that's something we do appreciate from this saga, and like no other feature, I'm sure seeing these cuties won't get anyone tired. The girls are fresh and nubile girl-next-door types. Probablye the fresh adition is the swedish erotica starlet Christina Lindberg, who was just in her early 20's then, and by now, of course, is old enough to be the mother of someone like you and I.

Schoolgirl Report 4, like the rest of these films, it's made up of a number of sexy short stories supposedly based on what real-life German teenagers of the day were up to. In the first story, an attractive senior is flunking math. So what can she do to get her strict male teacher to give her a passing grade?  In another story a creep guy disguises himself as a doctor so he can give "check-ups" to naive teenage girls home alone (which would never work in America where doctors don't make house-calls even if you call them). This gives one horny young couple an idea of how they can get together right under their parents' noses. Then there is a sensitive story of interracial relationships and gratuitous shower scenes. Finally the most controversial story has the aforementioned Christina Lindberg playing a girl who's in love with her brother (naughty, naughty). Despite the appalling lack of taste here, Lindberg as always is the quintessential actress for these kind of films since she had the fresh, innocent face of an 18-year-old virgin and the voluptuous body of a burlesque era stripper, but no implants added at all, natural boobs, natural ass & natural bushy pink. 

Teen Bush.
Timeless Universal Humour.
Christina Lindberg's Incest Story.
Christina Lindberg, the greatest.
More  Christina Lindberg.
The Alternate movie title poster.
I would recommend this for all the exploitation enthusiasts everywhere. You can still find this film at online stores or video rental stores. Some editions come dubbed with a very hilarious English, some other editions come with the original German language plus the correspondent English subs. But movies like this will also certainly appeal to ANYONE who enjoys undraped females, as well as people like me who might watch sex films more ironically. Movies like this may have "driven parents to despair" in 1970's Germany, but they're sure a whole lot of fun today, besides if they really wanted to make a controversial films saga why didn't they include real sex scenes, why didn't they make a porn saga with these kind of stories? I'm pretty sure back in the day when the porn entertainment was in its rise, no one would have complained either. 

One Guy, Four Teens!
"How about sucking your dick dry honey?"
Schoolgirl Report 4 Screencaps.
Here's the original movie trailer:


Next time, more reviews. Until then, take care!

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