Love In 3D

Love in 3D, oh boy!

a promise is a promise: the return of Swedish sex goddess Christina Lindberg has finally happened! after reviewing the films where she takes the lead, or at least has a supporting cast role now we move on to complete her most obscure filmography: Those which were not dubbed in English and do not feature English subtitles either. Six years ago,  we reviewed her big screen debut Rotmanad.The last time this humble blog had the honor of posting a review of her majesty Lindberg was  4 years ago (with Journey To Japan), now the fucking time to announce her thrilling return!!! All the missing rare films will be here!! Young Playthings, The Swinging Co-Eds, Smoke & Every Afternoon!! get ready for an overdose of Sweden's hottest brunette of all time!

The SPAM Alternative team's dedication is hardcore than ever in 2016, and will find resources to finance learning German in order to be able of properly reviewing the above mentioned films, so if you'd like to make a donati... fuck it! let's keep the internet free of charge! 

I'm just outdoors, naked, lingering.

Don't cum inside, I take it in the eye!

Every Afternoon, AKA Swedish Wildcats, is a 1974 (1972 according to IMDB) German film directed by Joseph W. Sarno, and is all you can expect from a 70's sleazy sexploitation film.  This film was produced by German sexploitation meister Walter Boos, one of the co-creators of the infamous German "report" films. But rather than being a series of vignettes centered around errant German school girls or housewives, this movie basically has a structure similar to the much later American indie classic "Slacker" as it randomly follows around any number of barely related characters who live and work around a certain apartment building. It's also in 3-D, of course, so there are lots of shots of things being thrown at or, um, thrust into the camera (including, but not necessarily limited to, the pendulous breasts of Swedish sexploitation star Christine Lindberg). Yes, kids you read that right a 3D film in 1974! so I urge every connoisseur to get your 80's 3D glasses back as soon as possible.

Presumably inspired by Pete Walker's 4 Dimensions of Greta this is not just another 1970s sex comedy filmed in 3D. Walter Boos however went all the way - we do not have just the odd 3D boob scene, the whole film is made in 3D. The viewer is constantly reminded of that, because the cinematography is truly bizarre with plenty of scenes of rather peculiar camera angles that strongly emphasize the 3D effects, e.g. a girl on a swing moving towards (and above) the camera, twigs hitting a car window, and many many more. The exaggeration of 3D makes these scenes quite funny, as the effects are completely over the top.  

I look better nude.

Bouncing in 3D!

If this could be classified as a "report" film, it's definitely one of the sexier ones with little plot to get in the way of the non-stop sex scenes. A girl(Ingrid Steeger) is embarrassed by her very sexually active roommate. A young man picks up a sexy nude sunbather by locking the balcony door and using a fishing pole to steal her clothes thus forcing her to come into his room where, of course, hot sex ensues. A man in a restaurant picks up a beautiful Indian girl while his friend also scores with a well-endowed waitress ("chubby chasers" will no doubt really enjoy the latter scene). A repressed woman submits to a lesbian seduction, but ends up having trampoline-style sex with a man as they bounce wildly on the bed. But they save the best for last, as the incredible Christine Lindberg shows up for two of the most unabashed sex scenes of her career, intercut by scenes of her driving men on the street to distraction with her very abbreviated mini-skirts and criminally low cut blouses. Then it's back to Ingrid Steeger, who finally falls in love with a guy, and gives her horny female roommate a run for the money by having wild sex with him on the balcony, literally almost bringing the roof down.

This is one of several German sex films Euro-sexploitation legends Lindberg and Steeger appeared in together (not in the same scenes, of course, that would melt the celluloid in the camera). It is, unfortunately, only available in German, but I doubt fans of either actress will care (or perhaps even notice).

"I'm cumming"

Care for some outdoor sex honey?

Overall,  Liebe In 3 Dimensionen is a very entertaining film. Despite the fact that there are many sexploitation films that had little to no plot at all in the 70's the camera work in this film is something you need to watch. Most of the angles the cameramen shot are shot from very original positions in order to deliver a fully 3D experience. The usual falling/tossing objects are all there, but the film takes 3D to a whole new dimension when they shot the sex scenes. I wonder, how did they fit the camera below the actresses in several shots. Also, there is a big spider scene that is one of the most well accomplished 3D scenes in the entire film and maybe one of the best 3D scenes of all time. 

While this film hasn't been officially released on DVD or any other format, there are some streaming sites that have it in their catalog. The language barrier, depending on how you look at it, it's a minor thing. My copy has neither English dubbing  nor English subtitles but since the plot is extremely obvious you don't need to understand a shit to enjoy this 3D classic. 

Tonight, I take it in the ass my love.

a new level in window shopping!

Here's the movie trailer and stay tuned for more Christina Lindberg to cum...er... I mean to come!, to come!