The Beach Girls

Exploitative movie poster.

Continuing with the made for teens exploitation movies, Crown International Pictures took the original idea of their somehow successful 1978 flick Malibu Beach taking the best parts of it and updating them into a 1980's style exploitation film, so enter The Beach Girls, a lame and misleading title that could make some people have a fit with the image Google search results they could get, so don't try this at home kids!  Coming back from the vast B movies cemetery this movie makes its way into DVD in the Too Cool for School 12 movie pack released by Millcreek Entertainment. The pack itself is a compilation of b movies that follow the same or almost the same scheme of teenage wasted, teenage fucked plot.

Fortunately the film makers of The Beach Girls delivered an unpretentious flick. The only lesson it pretends to teach you is that the more sex and marijuana you have the happier you will be.

The opening titles.

a Literal reference to a cumshot.

A blonde & booze, a sex formula.

Oh yeah, cars and willing boys.

So, the story follows three girls that get their talons on a beach house owned by some  uncle named Carl. The uncle and aunt are away, and the girls decide to have a huge bash. Unfortunately, one of the girls has a severe hang-up: she's too frigid to have sex with her boyfriend. She boozes it up and enjoys the pot but can't seem to sum up the will power to go all the way with her horny dog. The uncle comes back and lays down the law and the two girls to whom he is not related by blood (thank goodness) decide to seduce him and push joints on him to make him comfortable. The big lug falls for it. But what will happen when his wife arrives? Here's where the plot thickens. A drug running captain dumps his whole cargo of stash (which is in large hefty bags) and it washes up just outside the beach girls' house. They're not ones to look a gift horse in the mouth. It's like manna, man. But the captain wants it back...

Beatiful girls.

More beatiful girls.

Yeah, that's it.

More tits.

Boobs.

...The captain locates the marijuana and he and his crew, armed with real bang-guns, come to get it back, right at the point where everyone, including the aunt (or whoever she is) and uncle, the cops, and anyone who happens to be passing by, is partying on the beach (partying seems to consist of bounding up and down on the balls of your feet and waving your arms like you're dancing, until couples break off for a little sex). The marijuana gets dumped on the bonfires and everyone mellows. The uptight girl has sex with her boyfriend, the captain and crew throw down their guns and party hearty with the cops . . . They all just mellow out and groove, so that's it, that's the way to make a simple movie a funny moment.

Here a couple of movie excerpts: