Agent 69 Jensen Skyttens Tegn

DVD cover based on original movie poster.

Today we'll dig deep into a series of films that are the tour de force of  Danish 70's exploitation. Real actors and actresses performing on every action scene ,sex scene (yes real sex AKA porn) and yes! they actually can act as opposed as most of the exploitation movies made just because producers had a few dollars to waste.

We know for sure that the cine de destape European scene was one of the most explicit, extreme and sometimes repulsive collection of films ever made, and even by today standards some of these films would make many puke on the screen.

Agent 69 Jensen ¡Skyttens Tegn, AKA Agent 69 Jensen In the Sign of Sagittarius, concluded a profitable series of movies based on the adventures of a special service vowed to accomplish investigation missions of international  importance, using the most unusual methods of training agents.

Out of print DVD.

Important people.

Coitus Interruptus

Yes, there are guns.

Training center, check the details!

Believe it or not this is a radio antenna!

Collage.

Training center.

Training has never been made such a pleasure before.

More training.

Blonde.

Red head versus Asian girl.

Be my guest!

I love my job.

Sweet.

So, the story is pretty simple but, enough to keep you interested not only on the horny real sex scenes (though these scenes are relevant to the plot, believe it or not) Some Blueprints revealing the locations of secret Soviet missiles have been stolen and hidden in one of four lookalike golden compacts (three of them have explosives which will detonate if opened). Agent K.B. Anderson intercepts them during a brawl in Tangier and heads back to Denmark with them. When he realizes that another spy is on the plane with him, Anderson plants all four of the compacts on the other passengers. 

Secret agent at work.

What are you hiding here?

"though you've never been kissed before"

We'll get the info we're looking for!

Fingering.

Real sex, real actress.

Back in Denmark, Anderson, Arnold, and bumbling Jensen must track down the passengers and retrieve the compacts while contending with the Russians, deadly Madame KomPhur (Lee Fong Wong), and Matty Harri (Gina Janssen) whose sister is being held captive by the Russians. They track the last compact down to the clinic of dietitian Wolfgang Schmierkäse (Paul Hagen) - who proposes various sex acts based on the amount of calories they burn - where much shooting, scuffling, and screwing ensues. Despite his character name in the title and his presence in all of the other entries in the series, there is little room for Soltoft in this entry amidst the glut of characters. Soltoft mugs around in a handful of unfunny scenes while Arnold, Matty Harri, and Anderson handle much of the footwork. The climax (no pun intended) fails to generate much excitement and resorts to under-cranking the action (which includes Jensen being chased by spies on a runaway stretcher with Anderson and one of Schmierkäse's sex-dieting female patients as all of the other spies run around for no purpose other than to make the scene look zany while extras continue to explicitly screw in the background. Mu kind of movie! the one I liked most over the 3 films made based on secret agent 69. Next reviews will  be about the other movies from this unusual trilogy.

Check some videos from the film:

And that's it for today! I'll be reviewing In the Sign of Taurus & In the Sign of the Skorpio soon.