Return to Savage Beach

Hot DVD cover.

My last few words on my last review were about going back to 70's exploitation before going back to Mr. Andy Sidaris works but, tits and asses can't wait!

Master filmmaker Andy Sidaris likes his movies big and L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach is no exception. Big explosions! Big, hunky men! Big, fast cars! Big breasted women! In the case of Shae Marks, REALLY big breasted women! Sidaris also likes to shoot his movies in the most exotic locations. Nothing ugly would dare show its face in one of his movies. This adventure has the Lethal Ladies running around all the tropical beaches they can find. It's a tough life.

Don't mess with us.

Let's find that lost dildo of yours.

Sidaris is in complete control of his movies. He knows exactly what he wants to see. Well, there are two things out of his control: The quality of the acting and the plot. These two items are of secondary concern. What's important here is that the Lethal Ladies bounce around the globe fighting terrorists. Thank God they are here to protect us. "Return to Savage Beach" has the ladies going after a treasure so that the bad guys don't get it. That's enough plot for me.
So what about those Lethal Ladies? Let's see, we've got Julie Strain, Julie Smith, Shae Marks and Carrie Westcott. It's a gold mine. Once again, Strain and Smith make all my dreams come true. Smith has a couple of turns as a stripper and Strain jumps in a pool with Buff Bagwell! Shae Marks plays Tiger. Grrrrrr!!! She even has leopard skin outfits. Her breasts are truly amazing. Marks breasts manage to surpass both Strain's and Smith's impressive displays. Westcott is good as the red leather wearing, roller blading, pizza delivery girl. She has very large breasts as well. No surprise there. 

Key Scene n°1.

Key to plot scenes, you know.

Crime fighting machine.

Exploitation never died.

One of the spoiler scenes.

True action.

More neverending action scenes.

This is acting!

Sidaris knows how to make a movie interesting.

If you want to watch large breasted women save the world, pick up this Sidaris flick right away. "Return to Savage Beach" is just what you would expect. Think big if you know what I mean haha.

Cool movie trailer:

Some guy took the time to edit some portions of the film to deliver the Return to Savage Beach 

Masturbation Edition hahahahaha I just thought it was hilarious!

See you next time!