Aug 10, 2011

The Midnight Plowboy

Movie Poster.
Hello people! tonight we continue bordering on bad art with more exploitation gems based loosely on a plot idea but, with plenty of sex to keep drive-in lovers turned on for more than a little while.

The title of this movie is, of course, a parody of the well-known Hollywood classic Midnight Cowboy. If you find the title amusing, then get ready to laugh your ass out! But if not, the movie itself is NOT gonna deliver award winning actors nor deep scripts. The movie tells the story of some hillbilly that comes to L. A. to seek fame and fortune. However,  He doesn't find it, but he does find a whole lot of sex. He first gets picked up by a swinging couple and he and the wife take turns going down on each other in the back seat while her perverted husband watches from the front in what is a pretty long sex scene, but an incredibly short road trip from Alabama to Los Angeles. He then wanders into a brothel in Hollywood and goes to bed with ALL the prostitutes even though he is a hayseed schmuck with no money. He is then hired to drive around a van/mobile cathouse. He falls in love with a slut and, well, actually that's about it.


"Welcome to L.A. Hillbilly boy"
"Let me get some extra moisture for my beaver"
"Come and party in my pussy"
Teen Dykes.
Lucky Bastard.
Nice rear view.
Time to party.

Buckalew actually made a number of sex-saturated, Southern-fried "hicksploitation" films. The only difference here is that most of this film takes place in Los Angeles, so he didn't have to pass off Californian locales as the Deep South. Many of the girls are also surprisingly pretty--not just average-looking actresses with nice bodies like Sharon Kelly or Talie Cochran. The best is Debbie Osbourne who plays his love interest "Bernice". (If you like her in this, check her out in Cindy and Donna where she plays the horniest female teen virgin in the history of female teen virgins)

Ending today's entry I give you a movie excerpt:


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