Today we'll be closing February with a 2003 sex bomb: Tinto Brass' Fallo! a movie with a very suggestive title "Dick" but, translated as Private, Do it! and Hazlo! If you have previously checked some Tinto Brass films before you know what to expect. This time, Il Maestro has
managed to put together six eye rolling short
stories, consisting of horny couples, who like to bitch about their
relationship and have wild sex while using quite an educational language.
Note to the unaware*
Before we get our hands into the storyline I'd like to explain how Tinto Brass movies have never been porn movies. Not a single movie or short made by Brass has had a real sex scene. Everything is actors and actresses performing their role to the highest standard. If you think that seeing a dick and a penetration or fellatio/cunni lingus scene gives Brass movies the XXX rating you're so wrong. Tinto Brass never wanted to make porn movies. Instead he likes to tease the audience with erotic stories that look and feel extremely realistic but, the only real thing you get to see is the female body, mostly female genitalia, and some fingering & toying. The rest is all very good simulated sex. Each move has no real dicks. All of them are high quality men's pride replicas. Even some scenes depict women squirt and men cum, but again, it is all simulated, so there is no way his films are to be compared to most of the garbage the porn industry sells. Tinto Brass movies are realistic erotic films that, believe it or not, depict skin deep issues, not just flesh.
Tinto Brass loves vaginas. Don't we all love them?
Doctor's time.
Rubber cocks.
Some party dude!
Now, after the note, let's get busy!
The first story is like a lampoon of Brass' 1983 "La Chiave." A young
couple goes to Morocco for their wedding anniversary and the husband
wants to resurrect their dying love by having the wife screw around
with some guy.
The second story deals with a pair husbands and wives who trade their
spouses and pretend not to be aware that one is cheating with the
other. Don't worry, it's less confusing than it sounds.
This is the hottest gal from the movie, definitely.
She sure knows how to give some head.
Shower Fellatio.
It's ok to have a facial under the shower.
The third story story deals with a bimbo chambermaid, who prostitutes
herself to a kinky German couple in order raise enough money for her
boyfriend's "bed & breakfast."
The fourth story is the weakest of the six. A wife tells her husband
about her sexual escapades (with flashbacks) while they're on a beach.
He gets a boner and performs oral sex on her. THE END.
This gal is hot at giving head.
The gals Tinto Brass hires are definitely astonishing.
Old school bedtime.
oh boy.
The fifth story is remotely entertaining. It's about a goofy couple,
engaged to be married. He wants anal sex, she doesn't. So, they take
naughty pictures, get invited to the house of a couple that does the
same and things get... Well... Goofy.
The sixth story is about a husband who only *thinks* his wife doesn't
know they're being watched while copulating. This short includes a
pointless, but mildly chuckle inducing bit at a lingerie store.
This scene reminds us of Trasgredire.
Naughty, naughty!
Be careful, someone's watching you.
Rubber cock strikes again.
And yes, the butt fetish is ever present and the sex scenes are beyond
explicit. However, they are not "sexy" or "erotic" in any way. They are
just a way for the characters to act over the top, but it's not their fault, cause every story is actually a big over the top fantasy.
Still, "Fallo!" has a decent musical score,
crisp direction & editing and a very special Tinto Brass' amusing cameo in the last
scene.
Today's entry will be about dissapointment. How in the hell can somebody get the funding for filming such a piece of shit! how in the world can you manage to hire a group of actresses that act so over the top that they screw up every single scene in which they take part! how in the world could this film have been released in the DVD home format? how?
From time to time I have found my way with many shitty films, but none of them has been as bad as the one I'm about to review. Private Moments is a 2005 film directed by Jag Mundhra (He was an Indian filmmaker best known for his early career as an American exploitation film writer-director and his later career as maker of such issue-oriented films as Bawandar and Provoked) The story follows the storytelling of four girlfriends on a get together party night, where they play the truth or dare game. Once the game is played, the predictable question of "where's the weirdest place you have shagged?" starts the movie, divided into four stories (yeah McGyver, one story for each of the four main roles) So we basically get to see flashback scenes of sex of the worst performed kind ever.
Booth sex.
Yawn!
Screamer.
She's got a hot body, unfortunately we get to see a tiny glimpse of her curves.
If you guys want to see a good erotic/sexploitation film, you definitely have to skip this one at all costs. There's just nothing interesting within this movie. The movie looks, sounds and feels like a 90's Cinemax, AKA Skinemax, Z-quality erotic series. The acting is awful, the scenery where most of the outdoor sex takes action is even worse, cause you can definitely notice they were all blue-screened very poorly. The amount of nudity is a big big joke at most. You barely get to see some tits and some far camera work of asses. The actresses scream like they were going literally crazy instead of screaming of pleasure. Some scenes have the girls being fucked having their pants on as if we were some kind of stupid audience that would actually buy that kind of crap. Definitely this indian film maker doesn't know a shit about what he's doing. All these Cinemax erotic style of filming is absolutely dated, and considering it was made in 2005 it is even more absurd to sell that kind of extremely softcore shit as any kind of erotic film. Probably a teen wanker noob could dig this movie, but I seriously doubt it.
Boring.
The only fully naked actress, and we barely notice it.
Bloody double decker!
Bloody underground!
I wish I got paid like the ones involved in the movie for making such a poor job.
Overall, a movie no one would like. There isn't any erotic value on it, it lacks the value of real comedy, the plot moves at a very slow pace, the acting is awful, and most of the scenery & dialogues are dated clichés.
The only barely decent thing about this movie is that I didn't have to pay a lot for the DVD as it was on this sale case of movies for less than 4 dollars at the local mart, although I still feel robbed for the price I paid.
Today we''ll enter the amazing world of the Italian sexploitation/softcore/hardcore master: Mr. Tinto Brass, director, writer and producer of quite a collection of movies that have a single goal in mind: Make sex the storyline but, don't be confused! Tinto Brass does not make porn movies, he flirts around the edge of what can be defined as softcore and hardcore. His movies look like the real thing, but he's always teasing you with trained actors & actresses that know how to do their thing.
Today's masterpiece will be 2000's Trasgredire, AKA,Cheeky and Carla, Bella y Puttana. The original movie title is presented as Tra(sgre)dire; having a double meaning. Trasgredire means To transgress, while Tradire means to Cheat, quite an accurate movie title if I might add.
Mr. Tinto Brass once again delivers a comedy that depicts the many edges of human morality.
Carla's bush at Hyde Park.
Diddle her skiddle!
Some pussy Carla has!
Lesbian cunni lingus, dear oh dear!
The movie comes with quite a catchy story that follows the exploits of a young woman by the name of Carla, who happens to be travelling to London to become an actress.The problem is she has
to deal with the jealousy of her boyfriend. Carla knows she's got a hot body, and knows better that keeping away herself from temptation will be very difficult. As soon as Carla starts his search for a decent flat, she meets a lesbian girl who's willing to satisfy her instantly. Unfortunately for her jealous boyfriend Carla will surrender to the temptation of wild sex. Fingers, women and men will fall pray to Carla's sex hunger, so most of the onscreen time she spends will be lesbian cunni lingus, masturbation, anal sex, coitus and the good old fellatio.
She sure likes flashing her twat.
Sauna wet sex.
Pussy massage.
Perfect ass.
Overall, I think that the erotic/softcore genre can be hard to swallow at times. Most of the genre movies either moves too slowly, or becomes dull, excessive, and stupid. Trasgredire definitely flits
over the line a few times, but i'll forgive it, because despite all the
borderline perversion threatening to creep in (flashers, raincoat
voyeurs, and old, seedy men), it's basically a harmless bit of fluff
that is almost charming and innocent in its simplicity.
Carla wanders around naked all the time.
European orgy party.
Wake up pussy!
Nude beach?
this is an extremely slight movie, with highly unsophisticated comedy
(in fact, much of the movie is simply our lead actress prancing around
naked)... however, this does beat an 80's movie featuring some guy with
a square haircut rubbing himself against a girl with a big perm...
watch it with low expectations, and it may be a bit of fun...
otherwise, avoid it like a Justin Bieber record.
Break up & make up fellatio.
After fellatio smile.
Carla's bush at night.
Happy ending.
Here's the movie trailer:
and if that wasn't enough here some very educational movie clips:
I always knew who Sylvia Kristel was. Even ages before I was old enought to rent/buy one of her films. In the 70's she was the actress in charge of giving life to Emmanuelle, a young and sexy french girl looking for the pleasures of free love, AKA sex with everyone she got horny enough. Today's entry is the third and final instalment in the saga with the original sex godess Sylvia Kristel. This time around, the action shifts
to the beautiful and exotic Seychelles Islands, where the lovely and
sexually liberated Emmanuelle finds herself questioning her beliefs
about sex, and about love. This elegantly filmed third installment
begins like the others, with the architect's wife meeting and having
sexual encounters with the attractive cast of men and women on the
island. Before long however, the film shifts gears, when a young and
extremely handsome film director enters the picture, and awakens in
Emmanuelle, some feelings that she thought had long ago been buried.
Yes, this is french sexploitation!
Menáge de a Trois.
Goodbye Emmanuelle was released in 1977 and directed by Francois Leterrier. The final chapter in the series (at least for Sylvia Kristel it was the final chapter),
wrapps everything up in a smart, believable way. This moral fable
makes the point that open relationships, complete with anonymous sex,
can become a very lonely and sad way to live (believe it o not pals)Emmanuelle begins to
realize that her husband's guise of carefree sexuality, is merely a way
to hide his own insecurities. When put to the test, he fails miserably,
by resorting to petty lies and games to hold onto the woman, that he
realizes too late, really loves and depends on. If this does not sound
like the storyline for an erotic film, it is because this is not really
an erotic film. The sex scenes, as opposed with the prequels, are kept to a minimum, and when there is
an erotic scene, unfortunately the camera does not linger for long. In fact, these
scenes appear to have been a mere after-thought, taking a back seat to
the more serious drama at hand.
Sylvia Kristel's Orgasm Face.
She had great tits.
Viewed as a stand-alone feature, Goodbye Emmanuelle plays like a
slightly above-average melodrama, it's gorgeous cinematography
elevating it a cut above the rest. But when viewed in context with the
other two films in the series, this becomes something very special
indeed. For during these three very different films, we see this
character Emmanuelle evolve according to what was really happening in the rise and fall of the saucy 70's free love culture. Let's look back at the first two instalments from the Kristel era trilogy: In the first movie,
Emmanuelle is a young and innocent girl, with somewhat traditional
views on sexuality and marriage. She is taught, by various friends
about open marriage, and carnal desire. In the second movie, Emmanulle has traded
her short, severe hairstyle, for a long, flowing mane of red hair,
indicating her newfound "freedom." Viewing these two films back to
back, it is amazing how different she is in the second installment. By
the time she settles down in the Seychelles Islands with her husband, she has
changed yet again, and she no longer carries herself with the same air
of self confidence. Rather, she appears to be uncertain about the
direction of her life. Perhaps Sylvia Kristel was not given enough
credit for her acting abilities. She carries these films alone, and
does an unforgettable job lending this fictional character an
authenticity seldom seen in film.
Emmanuelle fucking in the beach.
Emmanuelle looked hot after sex.
For diehard fans of the series, Goodbye Emmanuelle is the weakest of them all in terms of the quality and quantity of the sex scenes, offering us a more down to earth vision of what would really happened into a woman's life, if she was to become a sex machine willing to share her body with everyone close enough. Of the
three films, is the most
understated, and most elegantly-filmed of the series.
French invented the word "Partuza"
70's actresses were so smoking hot.
Who said blondes were cheap?
Overall, an erotic french movie with hot actresses who will give you what you want to see, but wait! there's more! an interesting plot that looks and feels more close to reality than to the fantasy world depicted in most erotic and porn movies where everyone just wants to get laid and there are little or no plots at all.
