Today's entry will be about dissapointment. How in the hell can somebody get the funding for filming such a piece of shit! how in the world can you manage to hire a group of actresses that act so over the top that they screw up every single scene in which they take part! how in the world could this film have been released in the DVD home format? how?
From time to time I have found my way with many shitty films, but none of them has been as bad as the one I'm about to review. Private Moments is a 2005 film directed by Jag Mundhra (He was an Indian filmmaker best known for his early career as an American exploitation film writer-director and his later career as maker of such issue-oriented films as Bawandar and Provoked) The story follows the storytelling of four girlfriends on a get together party night, where they play the truth or dare game. Once the game is played, the predictable question of "where's the weirdest place you have shagged?" starts the movie, divided into four stories (yeah McGyver, one story for each of the four main roles) So we basically get to see flashback scenes of sex of the worst performed kind ever.
Booth sex.
Yawn!
Screamer.
She's got a hot body, unfortunately we get to see a tiny glimpse of her curves.
If you guys want to see a good erotic/sexploitation film, you definitely have to skip this one at all costs. There's just nothing interesting within this movie. The movie looks, sounds and feels like a 90's Cinemax, AKA Skinemax, Z-quality erotic series. The acting is awful, the scenery where most of the outdoor sex takes action is even worse, cause you can definitely notice they were all blue-screened very poorly. The amount of nudity is a big big joke at most. You barely get to see some tits and some far camera work of asses. The actresses scream like they were going literally crazy instead of screaming of pleasure. Some scenes have the girls being fucked having their pants on as if we were some kind of stupid audience that would actually buy that kind of crap. Definitely this indian film maker doesn't know a shit about what he's doing. All these Cinemax erotic style of filming is absolutely dated, and considering it was made in 2005 it is even more absurd to sell that kind of extremely softcore shit as any kind of erotic film. Probably a teen wanker noob could dig this movie, but I seriously doubt it.
Boring.
The only fully naked actress, and we barely notice it.
Bloody double decker!
Bloody underground!
I wish I got paid like the ones involved in the movie for making such a poor job.
Overall, a movie no one would like. There isn't any erotic value on it, it lacks the value of real comedy, the plot moves at a very slow pace, the acting is awful, and most of the scenery & dialogues are dated clichés.
The only barely decent thing about this movie is that I didn't have to pay a lot for the DVD as it was on this sale case of movies for less than 4 dollars at the local mart, although I still feel robbed for the price I paid.
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