Jul 7, 2011

The Great Texas Dynamite Chase

Original movie poster.
I couldn't help it! I said I was going to review films made by Andy Sidaris, but 70's exploitation are my priority, so instead of delivering another Sidaris review (don't worry the next review will be for Malibu Express) I'll review a true classic, with a true classic drive in actress: Claudia Jennings, a female blonde bomb in one of her greatest starring roles of all times in The Great Texas Dynamite Chase, AKA Dynamite Women, a great 1976 movie.

Produced under the legendary Roger Corman's signature this movie has it all. Gorgeous blondes, dynamite, car chases, bank  robberies, tits, asses, bushes and gunshots. 

The story line is pretty simple, we got Claudia Jennings playing Candy Morgan a thieve who's just gotten out of jail to work on her most skilled job: bank robbery, only this time she finds the perfect mate, Ellie Jo Turner (played by Jocelyn Jones) a pissed off unemployed bank cashier. As soon as they join forces the fun begins and small town bank robberies give them a most wanted reputation.


Alternate movie poster.
Ellie Jo hitchhiking.
Soon the dynamite girls will get cooler cars.
Come and get us big boy!
These burger keeps my ass tight you know.
Dynamite!
Ellie Jo next to her ex boss.
70's beauty.
We got the benjamins!
The duet becomes a treesome after Ellie Jo feels like going for a bite at a local supermarket, so they kidnap this cowboy to avoid being caught. As the story develops he becomes partner in crime with the dynamite blondes, and becomes  Ellie Jo's boyfriend. Then, the new bank robbery plan is to use cowboy as their hostage on every robbery. It is with the addition of the boy where these girls really start making their way into bank robberies, so they quickly start buying expensive cars, going to five stars hotels and visiting the hottest clubs in town. A mistake, a real mistake cause they get almost caught by doing so.


This is the dynamite payment.
Hotel madness.
Room Service.
Sweet!

Merry threesome.
Of course this is an exploitation film, so that means we get to see the girls having a little fun with random people, and that means sex you smart ass! There's even a threesome with the cowboy, though we only get to see the afterwards.

I rate this film 5 out of 5 stars, I know there are plenty of people who will disagree with my rating since, while doing my usual reviewers opinion research I found plenty of people considering this film as the movie that should have never been made, but I tell you this is exploitation and it's not a crappy film by no means, so fuck you haters!

Here's the movie trailer:


and to finish today's entry I give a bonus playboy picture from gorgeous Claudia Jennings.

Oh boy!

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