Savage Beach

Movie poster.

Today's entry will continue the path of the 12 films Andy Sidaris made under the idea of baking centerfolds, guns and g-strings. All of these movies have been wonderfully re-released by Millcreek Entertainment in a DVD box set featuring these gems, interviews and movie trailers for your viewing pleasure.

So far, I've reviewed a few of them, but as I promised, I will finish reviewing Sidaris' 12 guns, tits and asses flicks.

Newcomers might wonder who the hell Andy Sidaris is, and to avoid deeper and boring explanations I'll put it this way: Andy Sidaris is the Steven Spielberg of T&A, and his movies are just good, plain fun if you know what I mean.

Sidaris Style Action.

This scene unravels the main plot.

In "Savage Beach," secret agents Donna Hamilton (Playmate Dona Spier) and Taryn Kendall (Playmate Hope Marie Carlton) reprise their roles from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." This time, the two sexy superspies are stranded on an uncharted Pacific Island, which is suddenly overrun by brawny, testosterone-choked males who are searching for some treasure left there by the Japanese during World War II. When not changing out of their wet things, or skinny dipping in the gentle surf, Donna and Taryn are locked in a life-or-death struggle to survive ninety-odd minutes of light bondage, ogling, and baldfaced sexual innuendo, punctuated by random gunfire and explosions. Taryn's incendiary crossbow is a nice tip of the hat to James Bond. "Q" never had it so good as Hope Marie makes it.

Undercover agents.

"I'm a law enforcer you dummy"

The war is over? Are you kidding?

Nice deodorant lady.

Although his scriptwriting leaves something to be desired (like a real plot), Sidaris's production values are excellent even when his actors and actresses don't and can't. Hope Marie and Dona really try to remember their lines. They are so likeable and so incredibly attractive, and so obviously having fun in this goofy picture that anyone who is in a serious state of mind is advised to take his raincloud elsewhere.

Sidaris Style Resume.

Bare in mind a good profile pic on your resume.

Naturally gifted.

Acting Talent.

This flick (as I stated before) has been newly-released on a 3 double sided DVD set that complete the 12 movie collection of Andy Sidaris tits and ass action based classics. The pack includes trailers for each movie, an introductions by Centerfold Julie Strain. Overall this movie is fun, pure fun, for exploitation lovers.

As usual here's the movie trailer:

See you later for some more hot exploitation reviews, probably I'll go back to 70's classics for a while before finishing 90's Sidaris exploitation.