Hard Ticker to Hawaii

This ain't no hula!

In 1987 Andy Sidaris released his second girls & guns movie, under the title of Hard Ticket to Hawaii, a film which in many ways is the updated, corrected version of its predecessor Malibu Express.

The movie is set in perhaps one of the greatest paradises our earth has left since our destructive arrival: the amazing island of Hawaii, which is depicted fully during the entire film on many exterior scenes which make nature lovers as yours truly want to jump off from its dark room directly into a crystal clear blue sea.

The storyline is pretty simple, but this time Sidaris corrected some of the missing spaces left on his first girls and guns attempt.Two superhot girls are special agents and they cross their way accidentally with a couple of little metalic boxes containing drug that is going to be introduced into Hawaii to give way to a drug lord's mean business.

As I stated before Sidaris added a few things, for instance this time our girly heroines are not as dumb as the P.I. from Malibu Express, and they have a couple of studs to help them on their fight, plus a poisonous snake, a giant bazooka and plenty of tits and asses as well.

Original opening titles.

Top special agents undercover.

One of the leading characters.

Better than your average Fed Ex delivery guy.

Girls & Guns.

Sidaris also made a major change in the way our girls would get naked. As oppposed from Malibu Express, on Hard Ticker to Hawaii, the girls have reasons to get naked, like changing clothes or making out with their couples once or twice, nothing like "oh hello, do you breath? fuck me then!" The nude scenes are less abundant and Sidaris prefers to show our girls bodies at work on action scenes which is less exploitative in a way.

This film also adds some fun facts, like a skateboarder killer with an inflatable girl, a razorsharp frisbee, a bazooka that can cause little damage to mass destruction with no justification, and of course the deadly snake that kills a couple of random characters and then sets its mind, if you can say that, into helping one of our heroines to get rid of a mean asshole.

The multi-damage bazooka.

Mean fatso.

checking the mysterious box content on their lab.

Skateboarder killer & a mean doll.

so long skateboarder!

On the winners' Circle...

...Not anymore.

Some Turd!

a Key plot scene.

Overall I rate this film 5 stars out of 5 stars. It has everything you need to laugh at, pay attention and have a good time without wearing out your brains, and you know what they say: You can't polish a turd!  

Now as a bonus 2 playboy  classic pics from some of the main characters.

Dona Speir.

Hope Marie Carlton.

Finishing today's entry, as usual the movie trailer.

And as a bonus, the movie in ten minutes:

Thank you and take care!